NEWS RELEASE
The cartooniverse tried but failed to field a
team for the 2012 Olympic games. No sooner did the team receive their foreign-designed
and manufactured uniforms, they discovered none of their practiced events are
offered at the Olympics. However, the team is not bitter that the Olympic organization
only recognizes obsessive-compulsive physical prowess fueled by rank commercialism.
Team Captain, Judge Knott said, “Because there seems to be a strong fashion
element to the Olympics, we thought our unique designer uniforms would be worth
something.” He was upbeat when asked about what they would do next. “At least
we got some new clothes to wear on Halloween or weddings or other special
occasions.” The team agreed to model their ‘pinstripe/tie-dye’ uniforms before
returning to their beer and couches to watch the events. The team members' specialties are listed above their pictures.
