Most of us are destined to be spectators

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The cartooniverse tried but failed to field a team for the 2012 Olympic games. No sooner did the team receive their foreign-designed and manufactured uniforms, they discovered none of their practiced events are offered at the Olympics. However, the team is not bitter that the Olympic organization only recognizes obsessive-compulsive physical prowess fueled by rank commercialism. Team Captain, Judge Knott said, “Because there seems to be a strong fashion element to the Olympics, we thought our unique designer uniforms would be worth something.” He was upbeat when asked about what they would do next. “At least we got some new clothes to wear on Halloween or weddings or other special occasions.” The team agreed to model their ‘pinstripe/tie-dye’ uniforms before returning to their beer and couches to watch the events. The team members' specialties are listed above their pictures.

Careful what you ask for

A strange walker in the park

Untitled . . . again

Untitled

Success is just another word for nothin' left to win

This episode* is dedicated to my friends Mike and Chris who are attempting to find a platform for their excellence in a world crowded with mediocrity. 

* Not that their situations are anything like that of this episode.

There's a latte going on in the cartooniverse today

No pundit intended

The well-being of the cartooniverse is threatened

Untitled

Back in court

What you don't want to know about bloggers

The spirit of innovation hits the cartooniverse

First cattle call for guest characters

Last episode of chapter 2

Untitled episode

One possible answer

An important public service announcement

Disclaimer:  The Judge Knott comic strip is not intended as a substitute for a good healthcare program. While laughter has been called the 'best medicine' by many, the Judge Knott cast and creator will not be liable for illnesses resulting from subscribers ignoring potentially serious medical symptoms such as severe bleeding from any bodily orifice, frequent blackouts, double vision and/or hallucinations, seizures, partial or total paralysis, hearing voices or other significant changes in physical homeostasis while reading these episodes with the belief that the resulting hilarity will reduce or eliminate these problems.

Descargo de responsabilidad: El Juez Knott cómic no pretende ser un sustituto de un programa de salud bueno. Mientras que la risa se ​​ha llamado el 'mejor medicina' por muchos, el elenco Knott juez y creador no se hace responsable de enfermedades causadas por los abonados haciendo caso omiso de los síntomas médicos potencialmente graves, como hemorragia grave de cualquier orificio del cuerpo, los apagones frecuentes, visión doble y / o alucinaciones, convulsiones, parálisis parcial o total, escuchar voces u otros cambios significativos en la homeostasis de la física, mientras que la lectura de estos episodios con la creencia de que la hilaridad resulta que reducir o eliminar estos problemas.

The Judge Knott Legal Department

Pondering the deep mysteries of the cartooniverse

A cartooniverse in its infancy offers very little job security

Back to Beesiness as usual

Nobody knows you when you're down and out

Chapter 2 Episode 1

Ch. 1 Final episode The caroonist takes a more hands off approach

Ch. 1 Episode 7 The good news/bad news

Ch. 1 Episode 6 Contemplating one more problem

Ch 1 Episode 5 The cartooniverse takes shape

Ch 1 Episode 4 Early in the creative process the characters are affected by a strange Internet curiosity

"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression." ~Gary Larson If you are an avid Far Side fan you need no other information than the above sentence to conjure, in your mind's eye, a 'Larsonesque' image of a down and out nerd being visited by a pathetic chicken to make his life even more miserable. This is why Gary has probably had more of an impact on our psyche than most U.S. presidents.

Ch 1 Episode 3 The cartoonist designs some characters

Scott Adams, the creator of the comic strip Dilbert, has two college degrees and is a member of Mensa. It's trivia like that that makes the Judge Knott cartoonist feel like he'd have better luck as a used bubble gum sculptor.

For the immediate future Mondays will be days off for the Judge Knott crew. But tomorrow is a key turning point in the saga of the cartooniverse so don't go too far.

Ch. 1 Episode 2 The cartoonist has doubts about the plan

Chapter 1, Episode 1 The cartoonist makes a risky decision

Chapter 1, Episode 1. The cartoonist makes a risky decision